Please expain rules

[ADAMTHEXPERT]

Ok, I certainly don't need to get any of this "gear" whatever the heck that is. I've decided to do something totally NON-ATE and actually cow tow to the rules of this site.

So, I'd like a mod or owner to please explain the rules. I am obvioulsy not g oing to make any offer or advertisment, but I would like to know what is the appropriate way to do so.

Perhaps a commission to the site? If this is something that this site and it's members want and need, Let's just say I have like a HUGE amount of CRED and endorsements

ADAM

[PartTimePoker]

i'm not really sure what you're asking. rules for the site in general or (since you posted this in the coaching forum) for coaching offers?

the rules thread for the site is here:
http://forum.parttimepoker.com/showthread.php?p=768458

it's linked to at the top of every forum.

[merchguy]

[UWjoe]

I think you should check out the BAP (buy a piece) forum and put together a smallish BR mtt PLOh/l heeb bap.
If you have mtt stats to back up how good you are i think you'd be able to sell it out easily and running a profitable BAP is a good way to build your rep around here pretty quickly (i dont know if you are primarily an mtt or cash player, cash baps dont go over as well here unless you are a very longstanding member, so i sugguest mtts)

Good luck (though it sounds like you dont need much ) I look foreward to seeing how you do on the site

[sizzlinbetta]

well here i'll help with your credetials...some people know who i am...


you seem like a tart

steve

[TuffRN]

ATE........If you want to coach, put an "ad" in here saying what, when, where, how much you will coach for.

-If you would like to be backed you can apply for stakes that others advertise or you can run a BAP where you set up what type of games and such you will run, and if people like it they will buy "pieces" of it. But you can't "ask" for backing/staking

[ADAMTHEXPERT]

I appreciate the replies, except of course from the punk that made innapropriate comments.


ATE doesnt NEED any "credentials" I am well-established, and rather famous. ON my website, I have tons of endorsements, and the issue with coaching is NOT how well I do,

BUT FREAKI'N HOW WELL those I"ve taught do.


If someone looks up results, they'll see that I've won touranemtns. Of course, these figures dont count but for a fraction of those that I"ve won. Or things like the 7000+
win on 500 buy, in ALASKA.

My best student, has made millions playing cash games for the last 16 years.

Geeze, I would have thought that we were way beyond me having to address whether or not I know my stuff

AND

am able to impart to the students.


Science damn it, if this site's members don't want the best possible training in the world, for a price like one quarter that of SKlansky

Fine. Every person I train, just makes beating the games th at much harder, anyway.

And please! Remember who you are dealing with! What the hell is a "BAP"

dodn't you realize that if you apply the very lazyness to poker, as y'all do to written communication, that you have no chance?

I've recently gotten an agent, who's going to promote my book, and give advances as well.

So, I am willing to train those who show the proper respect, but I SURE as hell won't beg, or train on any site where people call me innapropriate names, such as "tart" whatever the hell that means.


So, if those of you who know me, or a re just intelligent enough to see just how great I am, wish me to be on this site, remember that it's YOUR JOB, to put those that call me names in their place, and stick up for me.


The more you do this, the more of my GENIUS, ACCURATE, DETAILED, and best-in-the-world, poker material will appear.

[TuffRN]

Originally Posted by ADAMTHEXPERT

I appreciate the replies, except of course from the punk that made innapropriate comments.


ATE doesnt NEED any "credentials" I am well-established, and rather famous. ON my website, I have tons of endorsements, and the issue with coaching is NOT how well I do,

BUT FREAKI'N HOW WELL those I"ve taught do.


If someone looks up results, they'll see that I've won touranemtns. Of course, these figures dont count but for a fraction of those that I"ve won. Or things like the 7000+
win on 500 buy, in ALASKA.

My best student, has made millions playing cash games for the last 16 years.

Geeze, I would have thought that we were way beyond me having to address whether or not I know my stuff

AND

am able to impart to the students.


Science damn it, if this site's members don't want the best possible training in the world, for a price like one quarter that of SKlansky

Fine. Every person I train, just makes beating the games th at much harder, anyway.

And please! Remember who you are dealing with! What the hell is a "BAP"

dodn't you realize that if you apply the very lazyness to poker, as y'all do to written communication, that you have no chance?

I've recently gotten an agent, who's going to promote my book, and give advances as well.

So, I am willing to train those who show the proper respect, but I SURE as hell won't beg, or train on any site where people call me innapropriate names, such as "tart" whatever the hell that means.


So, if those of you who know me, or a re just intelligent enough to see just how great I am, wish me to be on this site, remember that it's YOUR JOB, to put those that call me names in their place, and stick up for me.


The more you do this, the more of my GENIUS, ACCURATE, DETAILED, and best-in-the-world, poker material will appear.

Adam, are you here to just promote your website, bookdeals and balling poker lifestyle or are you serious about coaching?

-BTW, a BAP is basically an ad looking for backing. You pay a very small fee to set this up.....stakers/backers look at it and can buy shares if they like your plan. Once all your shares have sold, you play according to the rules you created and everyone agreed to when they purchased shares. Look at the "BAP" "Buy a Piece" section to see a myriad of different examples.

[WhoDatIs]

Originally Posted by ADAMTHEXPERT

I appreciate the replies, except of course from the punk that made innapropriate comments.


ATE doesnt NEED any "credentials" I am well-established, and rather famous. ON my website, I have tons of endorsements, and the issue with coaching is NOT how well I do,

BUT FREAKI'N HOW WELL those I"ve taught do.


If someone looks up results, they'll see that I've won touranemtns. Of course, these figures dont count but for a fraction of those that I"ve won. Or things like the 7000+
win on 500 buy, in ALASKA.

My best student, has made millions playing cash games for the last 16 years.

Geeze, I would have thought that we were way beyond me having to address whether or not I know my stuff

AND

am able to impart to the students.


Science damn it, if this site's members don't want the best possible training in the world, for a price like one quarter that of SKlansky

Fine. Every person I train, just makes beating the games th at much harder, anyway.

And please! Remember who you are dealing with! What the hell is a "BAP"

dodn't you realize that if you apply the very lazyness to poker, as y'all do to written communication, that you have no chance?

I've recently gotten an agent, who's going to promote my book, and give advances as well.

So, I am willing to train those who show the proper respect, but I SURE as hell won't beg, or train on any site where people call me innapropriate names, such as "tart" whatever the hell that means.


So, if those of you who know me, or a re just intelligent enough to see just how great I am, wish me to be on this site, remember that it's YOUR JOB, to put those that call me names in their place, and stick up for me.


The more you do this, the more of my GENIUS, ACCURATE, DETAILED, and best-in-the-world, poker material will appear.

spell check ftw...

whoever edits your book will def have to earn their salary

[WhoDatIs]

By the looks of this post from another site, apparently we're in for a fun-filled ride...

Originally Posted by ADAMtheEXPERT
ADAMtheEXPERT is here, you LUCKY folks!
"Ok, now before I get any snotty responces, I would suggest that y'all look up ADAMtheEXPERT on GOOGLE, and study the situation. I am a poker celebrity, perhaps not as famous as some, but on the internet scene, well
ATE is whorshiped by many. I have an army of readers, and a legion of followers. The other day, someone actually refered to my fans, as "The ATE cult"
Before I'm gonna tell you my rules for me to be on a site, let's go over what I can do for you.
OK, I am the top authority in the WORLD, in the game of poker. IN certain areas, such as omaha, I am the best in the world, BY FAR.
Any issue, and I mean ANY, can be discussed and taught by me, and you will get the BEST and most ACCURATE answers, in the world. THere are a few
Experts in the world, with CLOSE to my knowledge, but THEY have lives, and do NOT just give out a TON of info, for FREE
Oh yes, my teaching ability, and ability to make critial points CLEAR, is the highest of ANY poker expert.
My claim to fame, is not so much my own accomplishments, although I have made money in poker for 18 years, and have won MANY tournaments, but rather in the accomplishments of my STUDENTS.
My best student, in fact, has made MILLIONS in poker. and not the PUNK way, by winning some lucky tournament.
Recently, a fan said "from now on, I only read you, and Daniel Negraneau."

This pretty much sums up the level of ATE expertese.
Funny, Daniel is one of the FEW, that I bother to read.
Oh no, this is NO joke. And, you had better not treat it as such.
If you heed my advice, you can IF you have the apptitude, become rich through poker.
Once in a while, I accept a private student, although this is not something I really push, or care to do.
But, for those really needing help, well OK even though it's WORK to properly train, and I HATE WORK.
I have so much experience in poker, that I just breeze through, and make my (modest) living, in a couple hours or less a day.
Ok, now here are the rules, for a site to get the LUXURY of having ATE here:

(1) I do NOT correct, spelling, typos, grammer, etc. This is one of the benefits of being ATE. I have sites BEGGING me to join, so this gives me
Carte Blance, to not waste my time.
(2) although I am very nice to newcomers, and will answer the most BASIC questions, WITHOUT being a rude punk about it, I have NO tolerance for those who give INCORRECT answers, who don't know what the heck they are talking about. ANYONE presenting incorrect facts/concepts/strategies, which could be damaging or TOTALLY DESTRUCTIVE to MY fans and readers, will be VERBALLY SHOT DOWN, with a degree of HARSHNESS commensurate to the level of damage to MY students that would be done, if they listen to the idiotic advice.
ANYONE, who doesn't know what they are talking about, had better say "my opnion" or "I think" and not state as fact, that which is incorrect.
(3) ATE has absolutely ZERO predujice against anyone, for anything, except being an idiot. Race, creed, age gender, sexual identy, size, national origin religion, lack of religion, etc. MEAN nothing to ATE. ATE accepts all fans, who are respectful and appreciative of ATE
(4) There are a few SECRET topics, which I WON"T talk about. Gotta save something for my books, which EVERYONE is WAITIKNG for. So, once I lable something secret, DON"T ASK
(5) ATE provides cute and helpful little editorial notes, explaining points which I feel might not be known to all, and are IMPORTANT
(6) ATE, being COMPLETELY original, and a CREATIVE GENIUS, uses his original terms, relating to poker I do NOT follow anyone, and ALWAYS try to make my own terms. Since I don't think anyone here knows them, I'll be sure to define anything, the first few times.
(7) If you want the best and most entertaining material in the world, you are REQUIRED to reply when you like an article. You may dissagree, if you are QUALIFYED to do so, but it had better be in a respectful fashion, or you will be torn to pieces by ATE, and/or I'll just leave the site, and you will miss your free education
(8) Although I write in a contraversial style, I don't say ANYTHING that make
any of my articles worth deleating. Any deleating of my articles, will result in no more goodies for the readers of a site.
Again, I urge you to research the whole ATE situation, and the responces from my fans, before saying anything SNOTTY and Disrespectful about me. It's a joy, and a tremendous financial advantage to have ATE on your site, and respect and appreciation, are the price.

(9) although you may feel free to aks me a question, you MUST do so, in either an email, private message, or in a SEPERATE thread. I don't have the time to read every responce thread, so questions asked therein, will not be seen by me.
(10) In fact, sites that are smart enough to know a good thing when they see it, often give me my OWN SECTION
I don't require this, but it's a good idea


Well, that's about it for now (oh, did I mention that I don't follow any silly rules, about article length)
Read, enjoy, and learn poker."

[Czar]

Before I'm gonna tell you my rules for me to be on a site

lol

[rabiddog]

are you rookie47, or related to him?

[PartTimePoker]

locking for uselessness.