Manager to the Donks
Yes as president of the "SAVE THE DONK FOUNDATION", I am willing to offer my services to any donk who is need of some help for a nominal fee of course. I am a well known author of numerious bestsellers such as my classics...Donk System I & II, Feeding the Fish, Attacking the Blinds with Handgrenades, Donk Tourny Play among others.
Instead of taking the time to read these classics, I propose to teach you the art of being a donk. Trust me it ain't easy being a donk. It takes a lot of hard work and a complete disregard for the concepts of no-limit poker.
In a few short lessons, you will be going allin with crap and hitting, much to the demise of those so-called professionals. 4/9 offsuit...no problem...reraise...if he calls you or reraises you...push allin. There is an art to being a donk. Trust me....leave skill to the wannabee's.
A warning.....being a complete donk is not easy. You will be called every name in the book. You will be asked, "How can you call that raise?", trust me, you will have them right where you want them. These people will actually think you are thinking about these moves.
Well there it is. I am a busy teacher, since the call for donkmasters is ever growing. So yell if you need some help.
God Bless!
Last edited by neb44; February 27th, 2008 at 07:33 PM..
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