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Old August 20th, 2007, 09:57 AM   #1 (permalink)

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I HAVE THOUGHROUGHLY READ ALL RULES , STICKYS , HOW TOO'S AND AT THE END OF IT ALL I AM IN AWE OF ALLL THE EXTRAINOUS "STUFF" THAT I KNOW I WILL NEVER WANT TO EVER REALLY UNDERSTAND....YES I AM LAUGHING MY AZZ OFF AS I TYPE.

I PLAY AT THE BORGATA CASIONO IN ATLANTIC CITY(USUALLY THAT CASIONO) AT LEAST 3X A MONTH. LIVING ONLYY 45 MINUTES AWAY FROM AC ALLOWS FOR MY"REAL POKER PLAY". I PLAY ON LINE FOR ONE RESON..TO HAVE FUN WHILE I SIT AT HOME AND GET INTO VARIOUS ALTERED STATES!! NOW..I THINK YOUR FORUM IS AMAZING AND GODBLES ALL OF YOU THAT "GET IT" I MEAN I AM REALLY IN AWE OF YOU! AND THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHODID HER DISSERTION IN BRAIN FUNCTION OF PERSONS SUFFERING FROM SRIOUS AND PERSISTANT SCHIZOPHRENIA AND ADDICTED TO CRACK-COCAINE....COMPLETE WITH PET SCAN IMAGES OF BRAIN FUNCTION WHILE UNDER IMMEDIATE INGESTION OF THE DRUG AND EXPERIENCING AUDITORY/VISUAUL HALLUCINATIONS. THAT...WAS A PIECE OF CAKE FOR ME COMPARED TO MY ATTEMPT AT A COMPREHENSIVE INDUCTION TO ALL THE "STUFF" YOU GUYS DO. (LMAO---STILL0
I STARTED PLAYED NO LIMIT TEXAS HOLDEM LONG BEFORE THE "CRAZE" TOOK OVER THE NATION. (1998 TO BE EXACT!) I HAVE BEEN PLAYING ON BUGSY'S SITE FOR OVER A YEAR NOW AND WAS VERY HAPPY TO SEE LEAGUS/FORUMS COME INTO PLAY HERE. I PLAY ONLINE FOR FUN AND LAUGHS..IF YOU'VE PLAYED WITH ME YOU ALREADY KNOW I LOVE TO CHAT AND BE IRREVERRANT. I SAVE MY SERIOUS PLAY AND ATTITUDE FOR THE "TANGIBLE" ACTION! SO DON'T WORRY ..I WILL NEVER----EVER ---BEG...ESPECIALLY SINCE i'D HAVE NO IDEA WHAT FOR I LIVE FOR THE "ROLL" NOT BECAUSE I'M CHEAP OR NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO "INVEST"...BUT RATHER ISEE THIS AS MY ESCAPE FROM PRESSURE OF ALL TYPES AND HAVE A GREAT TIME AS WELL AS GETTING THE OPPORTUNITY TO MEET PEEPS FROM ALL OVER AND HOPEFULLY SHARE A LAUGH OR TWO. I AM NEVER MEAN OR RUDE AND I ABHOR THAT TYPE OF UNFORUNATE BEHAVIOR THAT POPS UP FROM TIME TO TIME!! SOOO SEE YOU ALL ON THE FREESIDE OF LIFE AND TO THOSE OF YOU THAT "GET STAKED" GO GETTEM TIGER(S)
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Old August 20th, 2007, 10:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old August 20th, 2007, 01:03 PM   #3 (permalink)

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Welcome! A lesbian, I presume? No, I'm not ripping on you.....just a hunch with the username.

We here at NB take our online play very seriously. Online poker is a different animal that live poker and many of the people here have mastered it and you yourself can invest in some of these online greats.

I hope you enjoy your time here, I would recommend the BAP (Buy a Piece) section of the site first. Start throwing some bucks to some of the better players on here and watch for a good return.

Best of luck to you.

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Old August 20th, 2007, 03:45 PM   #4 (permalink)

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welcome to the site lword. so you dont intend to stake or be staked correct? please tell us what purpose you serve to the community. If you cant provide any explanation, you might as well be banned.
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Old August 20th, 2007, 05:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old August 20th, 2007, 05:28 PM   #6 (permalink)

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welcome to the site lword. so you dont intend to stake or be staked correct? please tell us what purpose you serve to the community. If you cant provide any explanation, you might as well be banned.
applying to be the new welcome wagon?
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Old August 20th, 2007, 06:46 PM   #7 (permalink)

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applying to be the new welcome wagon?
id rather ride shotgun on the welcome wagon :]
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Old August 21st, 2007, 01:03 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Wow... I wonder what these people are like in person.
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Old August 21st, 2007, 01:14 AM   #9 (permalink)
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TheLWord--Was it really necessary to shout at us? That was very painful to read.
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Old August 21st, 2007, 02:07 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Wow... I wonder what these people are like in person.
Sounds like about average for a Borgata player.

j/k of course. sort of.
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Old August 21st, 2007, 02:10 AM   #11 (permalink)

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What the f'n crap? Someone that types in all caps and spells horribly like that couldn't have any kind of formal education beyond high school.

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Old August 21st, 2007, 02:25 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old August 21st, 2007, 07:33 PM   #13 (permalink)

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What the f'n crap? Someone that types in all caps and spells horribly like that couldn't have any kind of formal education beyond middle school.

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Old August 21st, 2007, 09:36 PM   #14 (permalink)

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Old August 21st, 2007, 09:43 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old August 22nd, 2007, 03:25 AM   #16 (permalink)
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why does the L word need to be Lesbian it could be love. LoL Or I could be foolish.

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Old August 22nd, 2007, 04:52 AM   #17 (permalink)

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Old August 22nd, 2007, 01:15 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old August 25th, 2007, 02:51 PM   #19 (permalink)
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why does the L word need to be Lesbian it could be love. LoL Or I could be foolish.

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Re-read the post.. it OBVIOUSLY doesn't stand for Love.

Maybe lousy-speller.

Or Loudmouth.

Possibly liquored-up?

But not love vre.

Hmm... i'm new here.. i should keep quiet
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Old August 30th, 2007, 04:22 PM   #20 (permalink)

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TheLword is or was not sure if its still running, a T.V show about lesbians


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